Posted by Captain Nicole on January 27, 2008 at 15:00:58:
So I've noticed as of late, and by "I noticed" I mean it was brought to my attention by someone else, there is NOTHING happening on this board. Fine. Cool. Whatevs. I have decided to change this though, mainly because I'm a mischief magnet and cannot resist a rip-snorting hum-dinger of a verbal joust.
My question: Superheroes. They are heroes that are quite super. If you could be a superhero, who would you be? Are you clever and creative enough to create your own superhero? Or will you just rip off an already existing one?
I think i would be called Captain Insanity. My powers would involve turning people into dairy products and then summoning ravenous citizens of Wisconsin to eat them. I would also play the cello. My costume would be black and I would have a red cape and a monocle, because they are very fashionable. I would wear pirate boots for inexplicable reasons, and would serve up hot buttered justice on a daily basis.
Discuss.